15 Favourite “Crusty” Quotes

  • Some people stay longer in an hour than others can in a week. – William Dean Howells
  • Don’t look now, but there’s one too many in this room and I think it’s you. – Groucho Marx
  • Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others. – Winston Churchill
  • I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it. – Groucho Marx
  • Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we’ll get some fluid and embalm each other. – Neil Simon
  • As entertaining as watching a potato bake. – Marc Savlov
  • I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
  • He’s completely unspoiled by failure. – Noel Coward
  • The gods too are fond of a joke. – Aristotle
  • The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind. – Joseph Stilwell
  • Fine words! I wonder where you stole them. – Jonathan Swift
  • Here’s where we get out the thesaurus and look up synonyms for “garbage.” – Mike LaSalle
  • Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome. – Oscar Levant
  • We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault. – Ashleigh Brilliant
  • His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. – Mae West

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