10 – You call a trip to the Hockey Hall of Fame a “pilgrimage.”
9 – Instead of duct tape, you use hockey tape to fix everything.
8 – You can say “Khabibulin,” “Tkachuk,” “Jagr,” “Leschyshyn” and “Nikolishin” without getting tongue-tied.
7 – You keep a picture of the Stanley Cup in your wallet in front of the picture of your family.
6 – You bake biscuits – burn them black – in dimensions of 3″ by 1.”
5 – Your closet is divided into 2 sections: HOME and AWAY
4 – When someone says, “two minutes” you respond, “What for!?!”
3 – Every time you hear a siren you wonder who scored.
2 – All your kids are either named Gordie, Bobby or Wayne.
And the # 1 sign that you are Hockey-Crazy is:
When you come to a traffic signal and the light turns red, you get really excited and chant, “He shoots! He scores!”
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