- Smile, it makes people wonder what you’re thinking.
- Don’t be so open-minded your brains fall out.
- There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- If you’re too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.
- When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
- A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
- There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
- Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
- An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
- If it’s stupid but works, it isn’t stupid.
- Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
- They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.
- It’s a 5 o’clock dictum: Never do today what you can put off to tomorrow. And never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
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