A Dozen Humourous Observations

“Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.” – Bill Vaughan
“Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.” – Unknown
“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.” – Will Rogers
“Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.” – Woody Allen
“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.” – Albert Einstein
“The fact that no one understands you doesn’t make you an artist.” – Unknown
“People who never get carried away should be.” – Malcolm Forbes
“I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams, author of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
“I was so poor growing up … if I wasn’t a boy …I’d have nothing to play with.” – Rodney Dangerfield
“My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.” – Paul Getty
“USA Today has come out with a new survey: apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.” – David Letterman
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” – Robert A. Heinlein

By George Journal